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An East meets West sort of thing [May. 30th, 2006|09:43 pm]
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
I don't think I ever mentioned on here that here: http://blog.myspace.com/i_eat_ants
is the new stomping grounds. So see you there friend.

peace love and forever,

Jonathan
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My name is Jesus I am the lord's son. I know more than anyone could ever tell, just ask my dad. [Mar. 5th, 2006|11:47 pm]
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GUNS! GUNS! BITCHES!

So the other day Madeline and I rediscovered a forgotten notebook in my apartment and I found some lyrics to a song I wrote to a surf like melody. (I know this isn't the first draft though because the first draft had a line involving Ian's tendency to remove his pants at parties.)


bring all your cats and dogs
we're doing the bat like frogs
Ichi's got jammies on
we wish you could come a long


Some movie ideas me and Devin wrote one late night at Denny's or something like that.

-Guy who becomes obsessed with bag lady
-man, secret society, and possible alien conspiracy
-guy with a secret knack for trash
- a lonely guy builds himself a robot companion because he hates working at livebridge


The english translation to a speech I presented to my Japanese class 3 years ago (Devin was my assistant).


Good morning. My name is Jonathan. Devin is American. Over there is a clock. It is now 8 o'clock. That is a bag. Octopus please. This is an octopus. Pen Please. This is a pen. Umbrella please. This is an umbrella. Book please. NO! This is a shoe. Yes, this is a book. Thank you.

And another one.

Good morning. I am in front off the class. There is a box here. There is a pencil inside the box. The pencil is in front of the box. The pencil is behind the box. The pencil is beside the box. We are all on the earth.

There's a lot more too: lots of funny drawings Devin, Madeline, and I did. Some notes Devin took while job searching. Notes I took while in classes. Goofy things Madeline wrote. More and more and more again
.

I wish I had a scanner.

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Rock but Don't Break the Glass [Feb. 21st, 2006|10:24 pm]
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[music |Bob Hund - Horlurar]

I just bought over 150 1.8mL vials off of ebay.. why?... it's a secret.. no its not but you never asked, so I won't tell.

Other than that, I've been listening to a lot of Swedish rock 'n' roll obscurity. Namely Bob Hund. I can't get enough Bob Hund... and Bo Kaspers Orkester seems promising, maybe the Wannadies are good too.
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Sorry about this. [Jan. 29th, 2006|11:23 pm]
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1. What time did you wake up?
8:00pm, 9:34pm, 4:30am, 7:54am, 11:15am, 12:40pm

2. What did you do for New Years?
Thumb wrestling and drawing pictures of 19th Century Naturalists, anteaters, bivalves, and fishing birds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Ian, the movie Serenity kind of sucks but "Firefly" the Sci-fi television show it was based on is greaaat.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Max X

5. What did you have for breakfast?
Coffee & Donuts

6. What is your middle name?
Arthur

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Spicy Beef Jerky.. it's Ichi's favorite too.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Ligaments, gristle, fibrous matter especially in table meats

9. What is your favorite potato chip?
Spicy Mole... oh wait those are corn chips.. I like the dip more than I like the chip when it comes to pomme de terre

10. What is your favorite CD(adding an S) at the moment?
Country Joe and The Fish: Electric Music for Mind and Body

11. What kind of car do you drive?
The kind I usually sit in the back of (NO NOT A POLICE CAR!)

12. Favorite sandwich?
The Elvis special: Peanut butter, banana, bacon, then deep fried

13. What characteristics do you despise in people?
Seriousness

14. Favorite item of clothing?
Anything with pleats

15. If you could go anyplace in the world, where would you go?
Thylacine hunting in Tasmania

16. What color is your bathroom?
white, blue, green, with an insect theme

17. Favorite brand of clothing?
who ever makes those mexican jeans they sell at Sears

18. Where would you retire to?
some where I could learn to surf, hopefully outside of the United States, and preferably private.

19. Favorite time of day?
sweat pants time

20. What was your most memorable birthday?
The one I had a few days ago because I tend to remember recent events more lucidly

21. Where were you born?
El Granada, CA

22. Favorite sport to watch?
Baseball

23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Ian Scot Price

24. Person you expect to send it back first?
"When I throw something away, I don't want it to come back"

26. Coke or Pepsi?
soda sucks dogs for quarters

27. Are you a morning person or night ow
Yes, I am an owl.

28. Do you have any pets?
No but I have a roommate who looks like a cat

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family and friends?
I'm not gay.

30. What did you want to be when you were little?
"a butler (it was a matter of confusion)"- Ian, I can't top that. I used to want to work for the UL as a testing engineer...

31. What were you meant to be doing today?
homework

32. What book are you currently reading?
"Song of the Dodo:Island Biogeography in an Age of Extinction".... I have been reading this for nearly 2 months now... which is really pathetic... but in my defense it is over 600 pages, I've developed A.D.D., and I like it so much I really don't want it to end.

33. What is your favorite color?
I know... I like green and blue

34. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
so many to choose from... I used to love Wavy Gravy but then Ben and Jerry's stopped making it, so now I'm undecided.

35. Red or white wine?
both.. heh heh heh... YEAAAAAAAAH!!! ALCOHOL RULEZ... STICK IT IN MY VEIN... YEAAAAH!!! PAAAARTYY!!!

37. Are you where you thought you'd be now when you were 10 years younger?
No, when I was 13 I wanted to work for the UL.

38. Where did you go on your last vacation?
Do funerals count?

39. What kind of people do you like (in contrast to one of the questions above)?
People who make me laugh and aren't dumb jerks who do stupid things that make me shake my head because I am a judgemental authority on old world moralism, stupidity, and bad breath

40. If you could interview anyone, who would it be?
Jonathan Richman and Edward O. Wilson about the prospects of total world domination.

41. Who was the last person you called today?
I didn't call anyone... the last person I did call was... I don't know.. it's been a long time... but I forgot to call the Seattle Aquarium today and yesterday and the day before... is that an answer?

42. What's the one thing you know will always make you happy and put a smile on your face?
Jonathan Richman

43. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I wouldn't change anything but I would also like to win more too.
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I thought I should post something since it's been so long [Jan. 20th, 2006|05:04 pm]
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Dear Mr. Deschamps:

More e-mails from Senator Patty MurrayCollapse )
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My Best and Worst Music of 2005 List [Jan. 3rd, 2006|04:05 am]
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I only listened to two albums released in 2005, because of this and because I can't sleep I thought it would be appropriate for me to create my own best and worst music of 2005 lists.

In no particular order, here it is.Collapse )
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I made a song today [Dec. 28th, 2005|03:32 am]
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I made this song today and am interested in hearing what people think of it. It's a little bit Specter, a little bit Beach Boys, a little bit Lennon, a little bit whatever else.

"Love Ain't No Reason"... it's a bit of rock ballad/waltz. Watch out for the wacky ending. I spent 10 hours straight today making this song.

CLICK HERE to listen!!!

xoxo,

Jonathan

p.s.- Don't forget, If you can't stream this song you can always download them and listen to them whenever you wish.
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(no subject) [Dec. 27th, 2005|01:25 am]
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FYI, if you see me on the bus wearing white earphones, that's not my ipod... I don't have an ipod... it's a special device my doctor gave in order to prevent my brains from oozing out of my ears.
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2005|01:57 pm]
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If you're curious what I got in french class after not showing up for nearly 3 weeks.. I got a 3.0.. proving that French is bullshit.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2005|12:39 am]
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
I have nearly abandoned my ever faithful livejournal for this http://blog.myspace.com/i_eat_ants

It's not because I think it's better, it's just that I know more people personally who will actually respond there.

Buut.. I don't want my livejournal to die because it's been there when I've needed it most.. and to keep up with recent livejournal traditions I have decided to poke fun at my French professor and French in general one more time...

So she sent me and bunch of other people with e-mail addresses like "fairykisses2you@aol.com", "onesmartcookie45@msn.com", "rainbowkidd20@yahoo.com", "ICECREAMSUPERNOVA@YAHOO.COM"... etc.. etc.. etc.. an e-mail urging us to enroll in classes that if not properly stocked will soon be canceled.

To this I will reply with a simple, "ha ha!"

It's good to know that you have a difficult time encouraging students to take French 102.. and really... if I wasn't stuck I'd be right beside all of those kids who decided that one quarter of french was all they could stomach... and to them.. I salute you for a job well done.
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